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DUIOQAF - Driving Under the Influence of Quirks and Features
And now it’s time to give your ticket a Dougscore.
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When you give her the Dougscore and she keeps showing you quirks and features.
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If you followed my Twitter account, you would know
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Doug the type of guy to take you on a date and ask you about your quirks and features. Then take you out on the road and find out what it’s like to drive you.
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“Sir, the reason I’m pulling you over today is that you’re clearly under the influence.”
“BUMPER TO BUMPER”
“Yeah, I’m ticketing you for the tailgating too. Please step out of the car.”